Saturday, March 08, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Stuff you can never forget after seeing once in your life - The Northern Lights
Northern Lights(Aurora Borealis), as I saw in Iceland this winter.
An amazing phenomenon by nature, which only the blessed are allowed to see :)
You will forget all the fireworks that you have seen in your life!
check out some amazing northern lights videos at my website http://aurora.magnify.net
An amazing phenomenon by nature, which only the blessed are allowed to see :)
You will forget all the fireworks that you have seen in your life!
check out some amazing northern lights videos at my website http://aurora.magnify.net
Friday, February 22, 2008
Spooky! Can you spot the faces that appeared on this wall
Check out these 2 pics!
Could you spot the faces??
These appeared on the wall of my house compound..
Could you spot the faces??
These appeared on the wall of my house compound..
Thursday, February 21, 2008
No hand BREAKS! please, when parking
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Please keep your car on neutral gear, when parking...
AND PLEASE DON'T BREAK YOUR HAND
Sunday, October 07, 2007
OneLiner Funny Stuff
1. Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!
2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.
4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
5. Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
6. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
7. God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!
8. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
9. Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
10. A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"
11. Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.
12. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.
13. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.
14. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."
15. Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
16. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
17. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
18. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
19. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
20. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!
No, 35 children are more than enough!
2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.
4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
5. Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
6. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
7. God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!
8. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
9. Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
10. A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"
11. Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.
12. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.
13. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.
14. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."
15. Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
16. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?
17. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
18. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
19. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
20. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!
Monday, March 20, 2006
Beauty of English
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
Oh John please don't touch me at all...!
Oh John please don't touch me at...!
Oh John please don't touch...!
Oh John please don’t...!
Oh John please...!
Oh John..!
Ohhh.....
Here's an example:
Oh John please don't touch me at all...!
Oh John please don't touch me at...!
Oh John please don't touch...!
Oh John please don’t...!
Oh John please...!
Oh John..!
Ohhh.....
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